The Seasons of My Discontent

Ask me anything   Submit   The nickname's Jay. I love to laugh, I mean really. I LOVE to laugh. I'm a recent college grad which is just a euphemism for "broke young adult." I'm a fan of fans —both the air conditioning machines and the crazy folks belonging to awesome fandoms. And thus I segue to the fandoms I stalk on tumblr... Enjoy!

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[W]e live in a sexually liberal society, not a liberated one. A truly liberated society is one where sex is value-neutral and not having sex is just as acceptable as having a lot of it.

The fact that asexuals are considered weird, sick, abnormal, mentally ill, repressed, etc is a bold indicator that we are not living in a sexually liberated society but in a liberalized one.

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— 1 month ago with 21137 notes
#Amen  #sex  #sexuality  #asexual 

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

ally0mazing:

There can only be one logical explanation for this:

Voldemort has returned….

MY DEAR

I’M AFRAID YOU HAVE

THE GRIM

(via themuldertomyscully)

— 1 month ago with 70149 notes
#Hp  #harry potter 

the-magic-historian:

ask-tjlane:

lets-go-lesbos:

so let me get this straight. we can make a kids’ movie about a woman who falls in love with a bee, but making a kids’ movie about a woman who falls in love with another woman would be too inappropriate? 

I mean come on people this is basically bestality we’re promoting here

I think you mean beestiality

(via theamazingannie)

— 2 months ago with 138645 notes

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

(Source: iraffiruse, via super-who-locked-thedogsout)

— 2 months ago with 202619 notes
#Grammar  #puny 

hitlervevo:

my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night

(Source: hashtagugly, via promises-i-cant-keep)

— 2 months ago with 890066 notes
#Quote  #deep  #important 
sharkchunks:

metalheadadam:

pimpinchilton:

commanderabutt:

shadow1423:

commanderabutt:

spaff-der-kegel-doer:

historynet:

seen on my face book feed(Anti-vaccination, modern)

"studies"

who has ever thought this ever

Don’t let your children drink water it might make them think drinking other clear liquids is okay do you want your child drinking bleach

don’t let your children walk, it might make them think its okay to walk away from home

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure not even people who use heroin believe it is beneficial.

Don’t let your child breathe air. Studies have shown thatin the event of a fire, children who breathe in air are much more likely to breathe in smoke than children who’ve never breathed air.

Don’t have a child. 100% of children grow up and die. You’re literally condemning your own children to die.

sharkchunks:

metalheadadam:

pimpinchilton:

commanderabutt:

shadow1423:

commanderabutt:

spaff-der-kegel-doer:

historynet:

seen on my face book feed(Anti-vaccination, modern)

"studies"

who has ever thought this ever

Don’t let your children drink water it might make them think drinking other clear liquids is okay do you want your child drinking bleach

don’t let your children walk, it might make them think its okay to walk away from home

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure not even people who use heroin believe it is beneficial.

Don’t let your child breathe air. Studies have shown thatin the event of a fire, children who breathe in air are much more likely to breathe in smoke than children who’ve never breathed air.

Don’t have a child. 100% of children grow up and die. You’re literally condemning your own children to die.

(via theamazingannie)

— 2 months ago with 77562 notes

My boyfriend and I are both too prideful to let each other know when we’re mad… I know this ultimately creates an expiration date for our relationship.. If we don’t change our ways at least.

— 2 months ago
#Boyfriend  #mad  #relationship 

feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

(via n-ayy)

— 3 months ago with 612618 notes

alex-of-macedonia:

meladoodle:

*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

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(Source: meladoodle, via uhhh-nooo)

— 3 months ago with 486300 notes